Humans, Cows, and Magic Mushrooms

Humans are here because of cows that's kind of the theory behind it without the cows. Humans probably wouldn't exist. I know this doesn't make any sense right but I know you love crazy stories so I'm telling you. This there are Apes in India so what they do the Gibbons. The teenager Gibbons do something very odd. There are lots of cows in India and when the a cow's poop right it's called a cow pie or a cow. Dum you'll have mushrooms growing on them and these are magic mushrooms and these Gibbons. Especially the teenagers they've figured out that they can eat those mushrooms and they can expand their really yep wow.